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PostSubject: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 9:33 am

Okay...I'll lay this one on you and then go back to work!
We have a hen who laid this baseball size egg one day!.....see it next to "Extra Large" eggs.

Then I cracked it open....and we got this!

An egg within an egg!..........and they say God doesn't have a sense of humor!

Finally "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned". lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 10:03 am

I'd make sure to keep that hen .. and rooster. You don't get 2 for 1 very often no matter what it is.

PS: your grease is too hot.

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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 10:13 am

Laughing Laughing ...actually I think what you're seeing is the bacon grease!!

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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 11:23 am

I bet she walks with a limp now!
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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 11:27 am

Chicken hemorrhoids?????????? Actually we were never sure on which of the girls laid the Golden Egg....and the deed hasn't been repeated.

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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 11:54 am

My Wife works as a cook at a restaurant ,She cooks lots of eggs and has seen a few odd balls but the best so far ,,egg with no yoke,, I asked her why we bought a 400.00 cell phone/ camera and she took no pic of it ,,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 12:14 pm

We also had a yokeless .......no yoke!.......but as I don't have one of those "smart phones" and my camera wasn't available.....again no yoke! lol! ........I confess I felt cheated!...no yoke!

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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 2:09 pm

Reminds me of this:

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"

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PostSubject: Re: Eggciting!   July 11th 2016, 3:13 pm

lol!

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