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PostSubject: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 16th 2017, 2:46 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 16th 2017, 3:04 pm

:ROFL Pete, did you grow a beard or what?
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 16th 2017, 3:18 pm

Do my big feet give me away?

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 16th 2017, 4:06 pm

My, my...

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 16th 2017, 4:20 pm

He must have paid a visit to the local pot store before heading up into the mountains lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 17th 2017, 6:01 am

I've seen me some squatchy looking womenz, but they weren't in Colorado!
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 17th 2017, 9:23 am

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I've seen me some squatchy looking womenz, but they weren't in Colorado!

Man! If you want to see some 'squatchy' lookin women....go to one of the local Dixie Youth baseball games!!!!!!!

Plenty could play tackle for the Dallas Cowboys....and ALL wearing shorts and flip flops! I needed eye bleach after I got home!!
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 17th 2017, 9:26 am

I woke up to see 6" of snow and it is still coming, now see this and wonder if I didn't hit my head too hard with the post driver yesterday and am still goofy or dreaming..........
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 17th 2017, 9:43 am

You seem like your normal goofy self to me John.

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   May 17th 2017, 10:45 am

Gotta do a little changing in that news report. Insert some local names and get it distributed locally.

Seems like a dandy way for us locals to cut down on the visitors! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 7th 2017, 9:20 pm

Pete took his shoes off was what gave him away ....

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 7th 2017, 9:24 pm

@Sharpsman wrote:
@Old Smoke wrote:
I've seen me some squatchy looking womenz, but they weren't in Colorado!

Man! If you want to see some 'squatchy' lookin women....go to one of the local Dixie Youth baseball games!!!!!!!

Plenty could play tackle for the Dallas Cowboys....and ALL wearing shorts and flip flops! I needed eye bleach after I got home!!
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Damn you scared me with this report, I saw the same thing in Denver at a Rockies game a few years ago. I wonder if they are traveling North, Ron C may have had a sighting in Golden ????

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 9:59 am

In 1970 I could leave home....drive to Colorado....elk hunt for 7 days, and after buying EVERYTHING needed.....not spend over $400.00!

Now...a friggin non-resident elk tag is what????.....$600.00??
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 10:06 am

Which is why I live here. Elk tag is $49 for us. I can do an elk hunt for under $100 including the price for the tag.

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 10:57 am

Pete, you are getting ripped off.   Laughing   My elk, deer, and bear tags total $62 and I can fill them all within two miles of house, all on the ranch. As you know I have offered to share the resource with others.............

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 11:03 am

last year my brothers doe hunt cost almost $500 for the 9 day hunt! Most of that is fuel, plus food. Fuel is always killer.
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 11:10 am

@John Neslen wrote:
Pete, you are getting ripped off.   Laughing   My elk, deer, and bear tags total $62 and I can fill them all within two miles of house, all on the ranch. As you know I have offered to share the resource with others.............

John


To be honest John. I prefer a free chase public land hunt. I've never looked for the easy way to hunt.

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 12:25 pm

Pete

If your back and knees are as bad as you've alluded to previously...you might should invest in a '4x4 wheel chair with spur grip tires'!

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 1:24 pm

No, i'll hobble along wise ass.  tongue

Actually, my back and knee are the least of my problems.

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 3:13 pm

@Bear Claw wrote:
No, i'll hobble along wise ass.  tongue

Actually, my back and knee are the least of my problems.

 Hemorrhoids, remember Pete has always claimed he was a perfect "A" Hole.   Tease    headslap

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 10th 2017, 4:59 pm

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To be honest John. I prefer a free chase public land hunt. I've never looked for the easy way to hunt.

Easy?? Not so. The place borders USFS on two sides and is the same type country only separated by a cow fence, no high fences here.

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 11th 2017, 7:22 pm

From the article: .."According to the victim, the attacker ...is extremely hairy with brown hair, dark brown eyes and big feet."
I've met some French women who fulfilled that description, particularly the hairy part. I always set one, non-negotiable criterion for dating: the women couldn't have legs hairier than mine. I hate to be rude, but that would exclude the Sasquatch from my social circles.
Did the Sasquatch look anything like this?

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 12th 2017, 6:49 am

Ron, this could be her that Pete refers to as a bear squaw  Question   affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 12th 2017, 7:11 am

I prefer a little less hair.

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PostSubject: Re: Don't Come To Colorado To Hunt   June 13th 2017, 7:35 am

Back to thread starter about Sasquatch. There was a "real" conniving Sasquatch in Canada a few years back and Stompin' Tom Connors sang about it in the Sasquatch song. Check it out, and if you like it listen to his song Muk Tuk Annie. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Stompin' Tom was and always will be one of my favorite entertainers.

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