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PostSubject: Kentucky Colonel is out hunting.   June 22nd 2017, 8:46 am

A couple of Florida hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The Kentucky Colonel whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

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PostSubject: Re: Kentucky Colonel is out hunting.   June 22nd 2017, 8:55 am

LOL  Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Kentucky Colonel is out hunting.   June 22nd 2017, 9:35 am

What? I followed directions. What's the problem? crazy

Should I have used two shots? Tease

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PostSubject: Re: Kentucky Colonel is out hunting.   June 22nd 2017, 9:52 am

Not with that cannon you have now.

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PostSubject: Re: Kentucky Colonel is out hunting.   June 22nd 2017, 12:14 pm

@Bear Claw wrote:
Not with that cannon you have now.


HAHAHAHA!!!!

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