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PostSubject: A teacher asks her class   June 22nd 2017, 10:42 am

A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”

She calls on little Peter. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”

The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then Little Peter says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Little Peter replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”


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PostSubject: Re: A teacher asks her class   June 22nd 2017, 10:44 am

I really did laugh out loud on that one. LOL

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