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PostSubject: KC's golden wedding anniversary.   June 22nd 2017, 10:52 am

KC and his wife were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained KC's wife. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said "That's once."


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PostSubject: Re: KC's golden wedding anniversary.   June 22nd 2017, 12:19 pm

A little dark for me... Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: KC's golden wedding anniversary.   June 22nd 2017, 4:51 pm

@Kentucky Colonel wrote:
A little dark for me... Suspect

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