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PostSubject: John was having problems ...   June 22nd 2017, 10:58 am

John was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the John went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. John, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, John went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"


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PostSubject: Re: John was having problems ...   June 22nd 2017, 11:04 am

You're killing me. Did you get a joke book for your birthday?

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PostSubject: Re: John was having problems ...   June 22nd 2017, 11:20 am

lol! lol! :ROFL :ROFL  OMG!
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PostSubject: Re: John was having problems ...   June 22nd 2017, 12:25 pm

life time experiences I'm guessing.ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: John was having problems ...   June 22nd 2017, 4:52 pm

I love you   cheers  geek   lol!

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life time experiences I'm guessing.ha ha

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