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PostSubject: So Pete was in the woods ...   June 22nd 2017, 5:03 pm

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.

"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a Pete who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So Pete was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at ..." replied the doctor.


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PostSubject: Re: So Pete was in the woods ...   June 22nd 2017, 5:08 pm

Where's my umbrella?


That felt strange saying that. I've never used an umbrella my whole life. How about you guys?

It seems like something a nerd would use. Any nerds here?

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PostSubject: Re: So Pete was in the woods ...   June 22nd 2017, 5:11 pm

@Bear Claw wrote:
Where's my umbrella?


That felt strange saying that. I've never used an umbrella my whole life. How about you guys?

It seems like something a nerd would use. Any nerds here?

Do you have to have a hunting permit ???  Smile

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