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PostSubject: So there's this guy Pete...   June 24th 2017, 1:49 pm

So there's this guy Pete who meets a girl in a bar. They talk most of the night and arrange to get together the next night for a date. He tells her he'll come by about 7 on his motorcycle that he's buying tomorrow.

So he goes and buys this bike, but it's an older bike. The guy he's buying it from tells him to get some Vaseline to put on the points when it rains to keep them from rusting. So he stops at the drugstore on the way to this girls house and gets some Vaseline.

He gets to the girls house and is invited in to dinner with her parents and younger sister. His date tells him "We have a rule in this house. Whoever talks first at dinner has to do ALL the dishes." He looks around and there are dishes piled EVERYWHERE, ceiling to floor, new dishes in the shelves cause they buy new ones because no one has talked at dinner for several years. He's thinking "Damn. I gotta make somebody talk, or I'm gonna get stuck doing all these dishes."

They get to the dinner table and he's trying to think of how to make somebody talk. So, he reaches over and starts playing with his dates panties under the table. Her dad sees this, and is obviously pissed off, but doesn't say a word. (He doesn't want to do these dishes.)

Seeing this isn't working, he picks his date up and lays her up on the table, rips her panties off, and starts f..kin. Dad's REAL pissed off now, but still doesn't say anything.

He's thinkin, "Hmmm. Try something else." So he grabs Mom, tosses her up on the table, goes to work. Dad's mad as HELL now, but still doesn't say anything. This guys gettin desperate, so he grabs little sister ... tosses her up on the table. Dad's REAL pissed off now, looking around the room, trying to find his shotgun ... still not a word, though.

Just then, there's this big clap of thunder outside. The guy remembers the points on the bike, and it's about to rain. He jumps up, grabs the Vaseline. Moving towards the door, he accidently makes eye contact with the Dad. Dad's eyes get big, and he stands up and says, "ALRIGHT!!! I'll do the damn dishes."


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PostSubject: Re: So there's this guy Pete...   June 24th 2017, 8:53 pm

Hmmmm. May I can get Jonathan or the Colonel to explain this one to me. Twisted Evil Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: So there's this guy Pete...   June 25th 2017, 7:00 am

@RonC wrote:
Hmmmm. May I can get Jonathan or the Colonel to explain this one to me. Twisted Evil Very Happy
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How long have you been married Ron, I know you do dishes ....   bounce   Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: So there's this guy Pete...   June 25th 2017, 8:23 am

Pete doesn't do dishes. I just let my dog like the plate. Good enough.

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