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PostSubject: Conner Goes For A Drive   June 25th 2017, 7:38 am

An elderly couple from Colorado are driving through New Mexico when they are pulled over. Officer walks up to the window and asks the man if he knew why he was pulled over. 
"Eh, what did he say?" the wife asks. "He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, now be quiet and let me handle it" 
Officer asks the husband for license and registration.
Wife: "Eh, what did he say?"
Husband: "He wants to see my license and registration, now be quiet!"
Officer looks at the ID and says "Colorado huh? Worst lay I ever had was in Colorado"
Wife: "Eh, what did he say? "
Husband: " He said he thinks he knows ya!"

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PostSubject: Re: Conner Goes For A Drive   June 25th 2017, 7:50 am

That's right, forgot all about that time and that cop in New Mexico, on Hwy 66 heading to Albuquerque for the hot air balloon festival. Turned out to be a bust and then had to go back up towards Santa Fe to pick up the old lady at the cop's place (best part of the whole trip).  Listening to all the complaints about her and her saying  "Eh, what did he say? "..... 


No wonder I stopped in Buena Vista and dumped her butt, you know her Pete??

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PostSubject: Re: Conner Goes For A Drive   June 25th 2017, 8:09 am

Eh, what did you say?

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