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PostSubject: Here's your chance to lighten up guys.   Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Empty2017-10-04, 07:39

With everything that's going on in the world and what is seen in the news its time for a break.


Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Wife_sees_girl_friend


Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Wife_s_gun


What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

 
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days ....
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

  • Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
  • Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
  • Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
  • Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Walmart."



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PostSubject: Re: Here's your chance to lighten up guys.   Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Empty2017-10-04, 07:43

Numbers Lesson


The day's lesson in Mr. Thomas's kindergarten class was numbers. He wrote a "1" on the board.
"Who knows what number this is?" he said. Several hands went up.
"Michael?" he said.
"That's a "1," Michael replied.
"Very Good. And who knows what comes after 1?" Fewer hands went up.
"Margaret?" Margaret replied "2."
"Very good. And what comes after 2?" Only a couple hands were raised. "Yvonne?"
"3," Yvonne replied. "Very Good," said Mr. Thomas.
"Now, what comes after 3?" she continued. Only Pat's hand was raised. "Pat?"
"4 comes after 3!" she said, enthusiastically.
"Very good." Mr. Thomas replied. Pat continued, "And after that comes 5, 6 and 7."
"That's right. Very good, Pat!"
"And after that, 8, 9 and 10!"
"Impressive!" said Mr. Thomas. "Where did you learn your numbers?"
"My father taught me," Pat answered.
"Well, you have a very caring and attentive father," Mr. Thomas said.
"Yes, he's the best!" was Pat's reply.
"Did he teach you what comes after 10?"
"Yes," Pat said. "Jack, Queen, King and Ace."

Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: Here's your chance to lighten up guys.   Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Empty2017-10-04, 07:44

WARNING FOR ICY CONDITIONS

A government warning has said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take:

  • Shovel Blankets or Sleeping Bag
  • Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves
  • 4 hours supply of food and drink
  • De-Icer 5Kgs of Rock Salt
  • Torch or lantern with spare batteries
  • Road Flares and Reflective Triangles
  • Tow rope
  • 5 gallon petrol can
  • First Aid Kit
  • Jump Leads

............. I looked like a complete idiot on the bus this morning!!!!"

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PostSubject: Re: Here's your chance to lighten up guys.   Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Empty2017-10-04, 07:54

Remember this one with the quail and our Vice President from years ago...  affraid   No

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PostSubject: Re: Here's your chance to lighten up guys.   Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Empty2017-10-04, 08:04

Yes your favorite guys are here.  The boys are back ....  Very Happy    Surprised    Tease   :Grace



Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Go-_Straight-_To-_Friday
Wouldn't we all like that ....


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We have all had this thought ...


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? ? ? Question   afro

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Here's your chance to lighten up guys. Dumb_moment
Done that a few times ??? Suspect


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Now that's something to think about bounce ... Basketball

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