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PostSubject: Wheeling and Dealing Pope   Wheeling and Dealing Pope EmptyJune 23rd 2018, 2:22 pm

The people at Starbucks managed to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, the Starbucks official whispers, "Your Holiness, we have an offer for you. Starbucks is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.'

The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord. It must not be changed."

"Well," says the Starbucks man, "we anticipated your reluctance. For this reason we will increase our offer to $300 million."

"My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord, and it must not be changed."

The Starbucks guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Starbucks respect your adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer: We will donate $500 million — that's half a billion dollars — to the great Catholic Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.' Please consider it." And he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals. "There is some good news," he announces, "and some bad news. The good news is that the Church will come into $500 million.

"And the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.

"We're losing the Wonder Bread account."

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